1. Thou shalt make it your business to get in touch with God first each day.
2. Thou shalt remember to pray for your mother and your father as soon as you finish praying for yourself.
3. Thou shalt honor thyself enough not to take things that do not belong to you, and this includes other people’s people.
4. Thou shalt refrain from telling someone something about somebody until you have said it to that somebody to their face.
5. Thou shalt refrain from saying anything to anybody that you would be ashamed to say to God’s face.
6. Thou shalt do no less than two good things for yourself each day.
7. Thou shalt do one good thing for another each day.
8. Thou shalt confine all whining, complaining and criticizing to every other Wednesday, between the hours of 2:00 a.m. and 3:30 a.m., when the moon is full. When the moon is not full, oh, well, thou shalt wait until it is.
9. Thou shalt live fully, or thou shalt not. The choice is yours.
10. Thou shalt believe the best about everything and everyone until you have concrete evidence from God to the contrary.
